Home office is both a curse and a blessing. On the one hand, being able to do your work comfortably from quarantine in Corona times is a great privilege. On the other hand, muddling around at home can get pretty boring and lonely over time – unless you have pets.
The best animal stories can be seen here! (Scroll down to the article.)
Those who share their workplace with dogs, cats, rabbits and the like are guaranteed not to be bored. Even if they don’t speak our language, animals are basically just like our two-legged colleagues – sometimes funny and sweet, sometimes moody and exhausting. The following home workers can confirm that home office and pets are an exciting combination:
1. “My colleague was so nice to give me a free tattoo.”
My coworker was super nice and gave me a new tattoo for free for his portfolio! pic.twitter.com/IZWyaC6kEa
– Ian Walters (@SaganicDisciple) March 23, 2020
2. “Today I had to complain to the HR department about my colleagues. They need a refresher on ‘showing affection in public.’ “
I had to report my coworkers to HR today. They need refresher training on workplace PDA. pic.twitter.com/yijMNX0OZq
– bork (@GyngerPope) March 23, 2020
3. “My colleague pees everywhere, doesn’t stop begging me for food and screams when I leave the room.”
my coworker pees everywhere, won’t stop begging me for food, and cries when i leave the room pic.twitter.com/iyezepli2F
– vegan demon (@vegandemon_) March 23, 2020
4. “My colleague crawled under my covers at three at night, ran through my picture during a video conference and tried to steal my toast this morning.”
My co-worker crawled under my bed at 3 am, walked across my camera during zoom class, and tried to eat my toast this morning. pic.twitter.com/Eq9xvCyYy8
– Lillie (@lillie_congram) March 23, 2020
5. “My colleague, actually my boss, jumped to the window, made it up to the ceiling fan, where he promptly rappelled one down, whereupon the poop fell down and landed on my bed.”
here’s the guilty party pic.twitter.com/Ek5lQr8KqV
– jay (@ NlGHTCR4WLER) March 23, 2020
6. “My colleague has just been promoted to branch manager.”
my coworker just got promoted to assistant branch manager pic.twitter.com/qqz0KyQJ1C
– liz (@renaissancebtch) March 23, 2020
7. “My colleague is rude and keeps sticking out his tongue.”
My coworker is straight up being rude sticking out his tongue all the time pic.twitter.com/w8DfqEqxBg
– 𝐩𝐚𝐰☽ (@flickeryhslot) March 23, 2020
8. “My colleague was caught doing pole dancing at dinner.”
my co-worker was found pole dancing beside his food pic.twitter.com/4Pk29wkgMU
& mdash; ً eli (@DRACOlSGAY) March 23, 2020
9. “My colleague is always licking my laptop and trying to make eye contact with me.”
My coworker keeps licking my laptop while making direct eye contact with me pic.twitter.com/v48hlCA7WU
– Jbazz (@julia_bazz) March 22, 2020
10. “My colleague is sitting here seriously naked and licking his genitals.”
My coworker is literally sitting there naked licking his genitals pic.twitter.com/JeHE2SZgKa
– JRS 🦇🐍 (@catsandteas) March 22, 2020
11. “I have to keep pulling my colleague out of the toilet.”
I have to keep pulling my coworker out of the toilet. pic.twitter.com/GWcblvGcJA
– Persephiroth🌹🇵🇸 (@malogranata) March 23, 2020
12. “My colleague made me wrap him in his favorite blanket like a baby and hold him while I watched a movie.”
My coworker forced me to swaddle him like a baby in his favorite fleece blanket and hold him while I watched a movie pic.twitter.com/Jn35w7ca1u
– Emma🌸 (@fullofpinks) March 22, 2020
13. “Maverick from Human Resources kissed me at work last night. I don’t know where to report this. “
Maverick from HR started kissing me last night while on the clock, don’t know who to report it to now. pic.twitter.com/cHMMKpjkmu
– Anthony Murphy 🏧 (@ themurphman14) March 22, 2020
14. “My colleague doesn’t stop staring at me. I don’t know what he wants. He doesn’t tell me. “
my coworker won’t stop staring at me .. i don’t know what he wants. he won’t tell me pic.twitter.com/brAwEUiE0i
– Jamie (@jamiesanpedroo) March 23, 2020
15. “My colleague doesn’t stop sticking his hand under the door when I’m in the bathroom.”
My coworker won’t stop sticking his hand under the bathroom door while I’m in there pic.twitter.com/9AFFBgkJyh
– lea (@__Leaaaaa_) March 23, 2020
16. “My colleague is sitting on the arm of the sofa and waiting for my sister to come home, even though she is upstairs because the school is closed.”
my coworker stands on the back of the couch waiting for my sister to come home from school even though she’s upstairs because school is closed pic.twitter.com/Zlyo0QjbVh
– cole (@colevar) March 23, 2020
17. “My colleague overdoes it a little with washing hands.”
my coworker is taking the hand washing thing a little too far pic.twitter.com/PpNzGSRXax
– ¡kitana! (@kitanacox) March 22, 2020
18. “I suspect that my colleague is always drunk at work. I will definitely report that to the HR department. “
I feel like my coworker is always drunk on the job, definitely an issue I will bring up to HR. pic.twitter.com/YCwdkRKAik
– Lina (@ Cpaulina97) March 23, 2020
19. “My colleague doesn’t want to get off my bed, even if I ask him to.”
my coworker won’t get out of my bed when i ask him to. pic.twitter.com/1uv29ppSXk
– sophie 🍑 (@unsophisticater) March 23, 2020
20. When the boss wants to have a word with you.
Mr. Fred is taking to quarantine just fine. from r / aww
These coworkers are so cute that you just can’t be mad at them if they occasionally distract you. Pets don’t understand what home office means and are simply happy that their owners are at home more often.
Even if working from home is a foreign word for them, some four-legged friends behave more exemplary than people in Corona times: for example these 16 animals who have perfectly understood the concept of “social distancing”.
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