Repartee needs to be learned. If you only think of the right return coach hours later, you can learn a lot from the tough farmer’s wife in this farmer’s joke of the day.
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A farmer sits with his wife at dinner. The farmer’s wife is hungry and has plenty of food. The man looks at her mockingly and says: “You have to eat less, woman! Your box is almost as wide as our combine harvester. “
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The farmer ignores her husband and continues to eat. When they go to bed in the evening, the farmer lies down next to his wife and whispers in her ear: “Come on, woman, we’ll have a little fun.”
The farmer’s wife turns around and says: “If you think that I’m going to start the combine because of a ridiculous blade of grass, you’re wrong.”
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That sat! You get jealous that you never think of such sayings when it matters. The protagonists of the following jokes did not fall flat either:
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